On the twelfth day of Christmas, Larl gave to me a flagpole just out of my reach. The heartbreak...

Was that necessary?

"I'm just killing things." - Greatest last words ever.

How the heck am I alive?

Murdering Zephyr through Inaction

There are good arrows, and there are bad arrows. And then there are deadly arrows. That was deadly.

On the First Day of Christmas, Larl gave to me, a 50-coin on a death trap.

And that's what I get for calling the dragon an angry dragon.

Stops staring at me. I said stops. I mean it. Stops!