On the First Day of Christmas, Larl gave to me, a 50-coin on a death trap.

Was that necessary?

"I'm just killing things." - Greatest last words ever.

How the heck am I alive?

Murdering Zephyr through Inaction

There are good arrows, and there are bad arrows. And then there are deadly arrows. That was deadly.

And that's what I get for calling the dragon an angry dragon.

Stops staring at me. I said stops. I mean it. Stops!

Dizzy does it.