how to attract the whole zombie horde in one easy step

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being greedy is a bad decision

i don't know why i'm surprised this happened

nyoo pleaaase no please no pls

You're giving WHAT?!

OH GOD MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't have the 50 gal drum of lube, but I do have...

If I die because of a COW in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE