being greedy is a bad decision

uwu ur so cute uwuwuwuwu xoxoxo fairy kisses

i don't know why i'm surprised this happened

nyoo pleaaase no please no pls

how to attract the whole zombie horde in one easy step

You're giving WHAT?!

OH GOD MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't have the 50 gal drum of lube, but I do have...

If I die because of a COW in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE