"Secksy time music" & Mr. X - Oh, yueah! Simongasm

"Look at his life—Do.Not.Look.At. His life!"

Don't get stuck on the rocks!

"I don't. Have. A key." - Keanu Reeves

SimonBlindness

Ohhhhh! What the?!

Careful when saying "GET REKT!"

"What's a DVD? I've never heard of that."

"You've been kinda lurking there? Huh?" (Family Guy reference)