"I don't. Have. A key." - Keanu Reeves

"Look at his life—Do.Not.Look.At. His life!"

Don't get stuck on the rocks!

SimonBlindness

Ohhhhh! What the?!

Careful when saying "GET REKT!"

Cuphead is Stayin' Alive (Boss is not amused)!

"What's a DVD? I've never heard of that."

"You've been kinda lurking there? Huh?" (Family Guy reference)