ATC

"If you're not able to receive voice, how do you know what I just asked you?"

"We died. You can cancel IFR."

Our Tower controller at DCA logs his landing rate prediction...

"United 311, RRRRRRRRoger..."

Cleared for unrestricted climb...

CA CAs erupt at live

That's doing a little something for me that it probably shouldn't.

I've got you six-by-five, now!