"United 311, RRRRRRRRoger..."

"If you're not able to receive voice, how do you know what I just asked you?"

"We died. You can cancel IFR."

Our Tower controller at DCA logs his landing rate prediction...

Cleared for unrestricted climb...

CA CAs erupt at live

That's doing a little something for me that it probably shouldn't.

I've got you six-by-five, now!

You fly, I control, okay????