THIS FNAF KNOCKOFF ACTUALLY JUMPSCARED ME!

READING CHAT MOMENT, 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

I THOUGHT I HEARD THE HULK FOR A SEC. ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

KARMATIC JUSTICE AT ITS FINEST.

PAINFUL FAILURE...

THE TEETH ARE DEADLY!

IGNORE THE METROIDS? SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOU-

"Your Honor, My client CLEARLY did not use his Red Koopa Shell in this moment!"

WHEN LE FUNNI NUMBER IS SPOTTED