"Your Honor, My client CLEARLY did not use his Red Koopa Shell in this moment!"

I THOUGHT I HEARD THE HULK FOR A SEC. ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

THIS FNAF KNOCKOFF ACTUALLY JUMPSCARED ME!

SLIPPERINESS: THE BANE OF ALL PLATFORMERS

WHEN LE FUNNI NUMBER IS SPOTTED

THE TEETH ARE DEADLY!

READING CHAT MOMENT, 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

KARMATIC JUSTICE AT ITS FINEST.

HEY I LIKED THAT SUIT... >:(

IGNORE THE METROIDS? SOUNDS SIMPLE ENOU-

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU HEAR AN MP3 FILE FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD.

PAINFUL FAILURE...