He paid me to be here

I laughed her into bed

take it to school for show and tell day

he makes his AI

I was never the loudest in the room but somehow I was always the one people remembered

IRL BEER DONATION

the Ukrainian angel came down from the sky and blessed me with a beer

Stage one, get a job

When did we stop, like, having fun?

i'm gonna drop some boy law for you right here

I went from affiliate to, like, zero viewers

I'll be DJing at format this year

I had a panic attack, which brought us closer

The game is legitimately having my pants down

Are you actually going to get your eyes tested?

Atta Nathan, you were here?