Why am I the only one that read it as Ben and Jerry's?

I don't want to hurt doggos! It is not in my job description

I've returned! Stolen! Oh no! Stop!

RPD! police to meet you 😏

RPD! police to meet you 😏

Cookie is not a hugger, but....

RPD! police to meet you 😏

RPD! police to meet you 😏

Good news, limp dicks

Let's all shoot him. Until he does zoomies again.

Just been streaking this whole time. Pee, get tea

Where does she get her protein from then?

I could not stop peeing

you don't have kids, but you have Goblin

I want to see you suffer.

We'll make this restaurant un-bowl-ievable 🍜 !lurkit !fluxer