"Wait did I win that?"

Baby do we have car insurance?

Maybeee.. shhhh

Why the toast so soggy?

Caffeine yapping XD

He heard me speak & he was gone <3

*Evil laughs*

Drunk murder 4?

Gremlin energy XD

Pool, 2 in one go! :D

F@#k this, I'm going fishing!!

That mf scared the sh!@ out of me!!

Whining because I don't wanna...

You know what you did! XD

I think they're trying to kill me with drink redeems XD

It's me, it's me