So underhanded!

In a cardboard box??

Dragon in the Dojima??

What heathens set up this room?!

A window is not a door!

WHO DID THIS

Choose your murder

Where did you put it, Windows Update?

Who set us up the bomb?

I spoke too soon!

Hit some bombs, my balls

I'm not here to do anything nefarious

He stole my dreams!

that's fo' shizzle

Now I've got Bon Jovi in my head!

Chat, I didn't like it.