Everything. Is. Fine.

So underhanded!

In a cardboard box??

Dragon in the Dojima??

What heathens set up this room?!

A window is not a door!

WHO DID THIS

Choose your murder

Where did you put it, Windows Update?

Who set us up the bomb?

I spoke too soon!

Hit some bombs, my balls

I'm not here to do anything nefarious

He stole my dreams!

that's fo' shizzle

Now I've got Bon Jovi in my head!