Stare

"Is there a way to take off my pants?"

*sighs* I need to stop being so predictable

Sometimes you just have to skedaddle out your panic

Heh... stealth...

Probably the most inhumane way anyone has ever killed a dog in a video game ever :(

NOT THE SNAKE SCAMPER PLEASE

Everyone needs to stop being so attractive

I think there's something wrong with me mentally tbh

Revolver Ocelot is my GOAT bro

THERE IS LITERALLY NO NEED FOR ANY OF THIS I CAN'T

I thought the cutscenes were pre-rendered... OOPS

Accidently blowing myself leads to... fanservice? :)

Getting smooches from a leech <3

Immediately getting distracted and just making a fool of myself

I still can't get over how based Kojima is omg