she was almost as tough as my ex

i'm not the king of the pirates for no reason

The devs joined to kick our ass

You can dodge a Brumax, you can dodge a ball

"When a mommy corpser and a daddy corpser love eachother very much"!!

There's no battle pass. No pay to win. No bullshit.

Johnson, you didn't even help me

This chicken is indestructible. It's the golden chicken.

Yo, the cold train don't go woo-woo

That's the only catwalk Sam's ever going to be on

Now I know why they took them out of the game

The ground shook and I exploded

This is probably, like, the worst part throughout the whole campaign

It was too good to be true

I would never survive a zombie apocalypse

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late