Please don't hit me. Don't hit me. Will you stop hitting me?

I remember being younger, my little brother

we don't knit socks here. We knit foot mitten

I like to imagine that, you know, when somebody yells thank you at their delivery driver, they feel thanked

guess who did not turn their alarm off

beware of the bears

slowly collecting body parts on my table

I've only been live for 45 minutes and I haven't done a gosh darn thing yet

I don't even have one of my own mugs

I gave her eyebrows. On accident. Did not mean to. But they work.

no, Jared's a toy

mine is 50 shades of brown

Baby girl, that's two different things

I tell people my birthday's in the fall all the time

you only have one work in progress everything else is a ufo

they were scream singing to Adele