Ain't nobody said you'd need sticks as an adult

Marrying an idiot

weren't even seeds it was just a bunch of rabbit droppings

There was absolutely no panicking here

watch me say that and now I'm gonna die like so many times

Three raids back to back. Oh, good grief.

I got heckin' jump scared

that treasure train hit level 5

I think it's just a little bit of ADHD

We are a professional loot goblin

Thanks, Mom. I greatly appreciate that.

I am real bad at driving in video games so um feel free to judge me but i might cry

I kid you not, I stopped, and I just stared

Every build becomes Stealth Archer

You wanna buy some death sticks?

Treat? No treat. Treat? No treat.