MRS FMX AND RIOT a good time

You're about as useful as the 'g' in Lasagne....

First Round

What was that o.O

Fake Jelly o.O

I Have CDO. It's like OCD but in alphabetical order as it should be.

unrewarding

I Have CDO. It's like OCD but in alphabetical order as it should be.

Dear life, would you at least start using lubricant?

Two inches

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

Flare Kill

I hate Russian dolls...so full of themselves.

A genie once asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory....I forget my response.

At my cock