Sometimes you have to be petty.

I should go for the knees more often.

I don't often dump trash on my friends, but when i do, it's comedicly timed.

Mishearing.

When petting the cat goes awry.

Ring around the rosie

Called out.

It would be unexpected...

Gamerfail

Bad pun warning.

Did I just kill a magician?

He is not the love of your life...

Oh sure, he can Bethesda Dodge...

A series of unfortunate events...

Dwarf bodies spin weird.

Obligatory hole joke.