I'm a soft corpse to land on

Loot my body, don't carry me

The jellyfish killed Myrexite

@Myrexite got stuck on the jellyfish

I'm a shrewd business person

Bury me with my bugle!

I'm easily distractable by mushrooms

Bugle of friendship :(

Questionable "smart" decisions

Sending that candycorn to savoury hell

Breakfast in bed or existential dread?

Whipping Eldritch deities

The price we pay

Seductively doing what now?

There's booty to be plundered

This Pennyfarthing fish goes for a swim