Look at him go!

you don't have to make your partner's whole face soggy

the safest option is to just choose to be single and celibate

Like two lovers that have been apart for too long

I'm a chicken. Yeah, I'm a coward.

i feel like people don't know me anymore

Why is there an ad running?

stop embarrassing myself

This boss looks hot in me

Damn, that was a clean first face. I guess I jinxed it.

It's like Twitch is telling me, you should leave now

I'm the only one who's supposed to be allowed to do that

Look at his little feet!

That was a Beyblade spider

can you believe I went to bed before 1am last night

it's like the most pointless fan service you you can imagine