i may be the vice president of america but you're the president of this car

Not today, Red Van. Not today.

don't juice and drive don't juice and drive

Head On!

Day 474 - Hardcore Profile Day 46

i'm on the maintenance program

It's a big risk.

Columbus was a discoverer, but yet I have just discovered Columbus.

Day 473 - Hardcore Profile Day 45

Day 473 - Hardcore Profile Day 45

I'm so glad we did that. It was really cool.

My vape was way more important than anybody driving on the other side of the road there

How is Eric Clapton not on Spotify

Day 472 - Hardcore Profile Day 44

Day 471 - Hardcore Profile Day 43 - Clip 2

I had my signal on and everything!