I got a little white van out back, Shauna

Red grapes or green grapes?

I'm coming back from the freaking dead

I got a confession. I am Team Iron Man now

they should have never gave me powers

I'm nasty at this shit. You put a gun in my hand.

I blame Pete

He didn't say no!

I'm over here eating popcorn for dinner

(21+) Let's see what The Skin Stapler talkin bout again | !Subathon |

Pete, thank you so much, bro

Don't do it! Now you're asking dumb questions

He said he gonna staple your skin. Guess what he did?

(21+) I got dumm for you!

Didn't you get offered candy today?

The thing, honey, is that him and I had a talk