have a condom fall out of your pocket immediately after anyone compliments you

I am a good father. Thank you very much.

that's my horse. That's all that's the only horse I got

CHAOS W/KREW Some Golf before Chasing Naders!! - Clip 3

CHAOS W/KREW Some Golf before Chasing Naders!! - Clip 2

i can't help it this just falls out of my mouth

shake it like a shaker

What the French toast

Did you know Kit Kat bars are called fangers?

#proof

I'm booking my flight now

Thank you for the resub serene

Twizty's a swifty!!!!

how about you come take a load off dicky

Cooler, call cops. Don't die.

i'll take withdrawals all day