he's perfect for me he gets me

This one's mine. I claim this one.

All this area in my house, it chooses to go in my face

He was my muse

I am entering my cougar years

we're both virgins

ESME LIKES THE SHAFT

I'm envisioning a cockroach showering right now

I love how his name is Dog

You can't kill it with fire because you'll destroy your monitor

There's Whif and then there's......

I have seasonal outfits

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Shame! For shame, Borna!

I say that as I have now learned I need glasses now

I'd have to drink like five Diet Cokes to equal one caffeine pill