"I said make the jump!"

There's a lot at steak

Trail fails to unlock Ness

Fumble glitch

CLUTCH

Priorities...

the night is young, im just stupid

Trail Clips into Platform and dies

I didnt soft lock, I am just an idiot

I hit the wrong button

Thanks Mechakoopa!

Junior is GROSS

Mario stuck in a loop

Stuck in the shed

More insulting than rolling a 1

Photo finishing the game!