It's like a slime pizza

he is lounge baby. Snuggle boy. Just wants to hang out

I did real Platinum God because I'm extra cool and I have no life

cat butt

Full Mooner Cooner!

I'm shoving my nuts in my face because I'm hungry

My brain is done. Officially. Officially.

I should at least be able to eat my fingers, you know?

Want to hear a completely normal sentence that a person would say out loud?

She's acting like it's catnip

I'm getting jump scared more about my capture card than the game

I am full of gas. Holy shit.

i am a ghost now

Grenade Fail

Twitch is melting. Right now.

Mulder! I was pissing. Welcome back.