Why is there a smurf on the champ squad?

Defenders win. Who's up for a debrief?

Damn, why is my store so good?

your roommates are not real

I just had a Brooklyn accident

I'm not even high. This is great.

my nice bar enjoyers

My job is to run a flame

Don't you just love black screen of death?

everything just crashed. Match found!

Either they're hacking or they're smurfing

Nah, that jet is either hacking or she's smurfing

my small brain looked at the wall in my hand

I missed my dad

I promise it's just a hug

He disappeared like some dads do to get milk, bro