I don't even know the name of the character I'm playing right now

Is the moment over? Good, because that was awkward.

It was more like 40 years

It's a choice, okay?

mom is a babe. I'm going to hell. Again.

Because you die today, Dean

What was that for? Our last night on Earth.

Is Santa real? No.

You built a panic room?

When this is over I'm gonna have so much sex

a mandroid. A mandroid?

you're 100% sure that he is not mine, right

I'm not talking about trusting her. I'm talking about using her.

I like him. He says okey-dokey.

I'd have to kill you

I got a year to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it