why not both?

don't eat your pets

stark shark shnark snart dark bark

eyemotional

I hope you're more alive than

not a timeout

an Esmarelda embarrassment

Llary imparts a good wisdom

reality break

da choppa

!BBOL triple-header!

ads go to eepy shleepy

over, under, thing?!?

glasses during autoscroller

the wheels on the bus do in fact go round and round

Optimal, I think