He ate all my hot dogs. And puked on my floor.

I guess I'm just a unicorn now

I'm a difficult black woman

A Conversation Roller Coaster

*cue the bag crinkles*

Parenting Tactics?

Guess who doesn't know what they're doing! | !d4g !guildie !lgbtq

that's such a gamey thing to do to put it in upside down

In this economy, that sounds about right

i'm a screamer like i really

Death is just another way of trying again

Assistino! That's not how you say it in Spanish

Why do you keep coming back with bodies

I failed myself

My mother should be cleaning it

Need to change careers and write mole fanfic