Bite my shiny what?

Chris wanted cake...I couldn't find any....

Pastor Van does impersonation of Valen Vain, part 2.

Pastor Van does impersonation of Valen Vain, part 1?

That's What She Said!

"I guess i'll just put anything in my mouth!"

PastorVan's Sensual Tentacles

ThePastorVan Seamless Meta Content

Grim Reaper mows the yard? Of course.How else is he supposed to keep his grass down. Demi-goth Pastor Van pretends to be the reaper.

TIme for Demi-goth electrocution...I mean electrical work, in the hallway..part 2..AMA

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ThePastorVan is moving his lawn ... with fake breasts, skirt and heels.

Pastor Van in Beirut

I'm A Dirty Boy...Sexiest Demi-Goth on Twitch, house tour and remodeling@!!

ThePastorVan face is full of dirty caulk !!

Hottest Demi-Goth on Twitch: First Affiliate Stream!!! #goth #gothic #hearse #gendernonconforming