I can't believe the game has done this to me

I didn't marry her for platforming skills

I didn't mean to shoot that guy's brain matter on your face

we salt snails around here he deserved it salt a snail

One minute we're in a motor pool, next minute we're all dying for Israel

My job has been ruining my War Dog experience

That's what she's never said to me

Mission Failed Successfully

Snub nose plinking at 1000m

I just shot a hole in my ceiling

They hire just anybody these days

One of us yaps, one of us naps

I don't know if my dad is engaged in a gunfight

He's a liar! Put him down!

He likes picking things up

Goodbye Haul Chassis