Albert Protocol

It's short for Allysa

I think it's broken!

Sandwichboard of stupid

Columbo pt 2

Colt and Dekker Dead to Rights

Take off your hat son, that's a dollar bill! | Only at Swangers

The links hit me, so I hit them back | Only at Swangers

They wouldn't... oop

Some would describe me | Only at Swangers

YES

Forsooth!

What do you think of Mario Kart, Amigo?

How was my swimming? (13/50) | Only at Swangers

Landspeed Record

Yikers.