I'M A CRIMINAL!

SCREW THE HORSE.

DO NOTHING BUT PET THE CAT IN CRIMSON DESERT.

It would be nice to have power....OH!

I guess I was just trying to figure out what was going on...playing Resident Evil: Requiem

THE. WORST. JUMPSCARE. OF. MY. LIFE.

Time for a diaper change

FORKED TO DEATH! - Playing Contraband Police

Like a what in a what?

What do we have...?

IT'S A HALF MOON TONIGHT!

HOLY CRIKES!

Whoops, wrong wire!

IMAGINE.

Can't open a zipped-up bag in Contraband Police....

Filling awkward silence with porn accomplishments with dad