with my biceps oh i'm just over 100

I'll just make sure I tell everyone I love them before I go

I'm not scared, I'm not scared!

My painkillers have kicked in, so excuse me if I start slurring

my kids consider a nightmare is me changing the wi-fi password

Oh, I died! It was worth it!

my cat just almost kicked me in the head

oh oh you got the akuma come on boy

I've always known I was the hero of this story

If you were oncoming traffic, I would have high-beamed you, bro

me and the boys want to go for a fish but every time it comes to it we just eat

I stand by what I said

double parry

*sigh*

believe it or not i just turned 43 last weekend

we've been mates for two years and you haven't told me