I'm automatically friends with all the daddies it's just default setting

Can't believe I just hit that shot. That was crazy.

I'm silver one. I'm the best. I'm the best.

driving around in a Ferrari sliding corners

the number two most cheated in game is rocket league bro

I ran 14 miles in the woods while it was raining

he said he don't like Christopher, so he don't want to talk

Upside down keyboard hack. Big Brian.

Deadbeat kid. No job. No V-Bucks.

That's the best thing I've ever heard, honestly.

That's an ace by the way! Oh my gosh, chat clip that please!

I quit drinking 27 years ago

That's a compliment, honestly. Very sus.

how are you not tired, old man

my bad

sheesh