What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed. #regiment

What are windmills’ favorite genre of music? They’re big metal fans. #regiment

getting kills in the lobby

LOL, you've got me laughing 'til I'm coffin. #regiment

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A: A pouch potato #regiment

I went to a seafood restaurant and slipped. I pulled a mussel. #regiment

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual. #regiment

The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn't in it. #regiment

No license for you!

Tar Tar sniped the 💩 outta you!

One shoty

He didn't even see him

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Oh, it's me

What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other? Ilene.

This is how it's done GG