I found a big angry plant. Like, gigantic. I killed it.

I'm pausing for a second. That made me upset.

Together, I am koblin

I just exploded a wolf with one shot of an arrow. Like, exploded.

I just brought back the trout population

I keep hearing a noise, so if you see me looking over, I'm checking up on my gecko

Tapy makes goat noises

you literally have a shield

If Umbrella invented zombies to take over everything

Was this originally a whale? Oh no

Why did you need a troll head? Why not? What, are you a cop?

their meaty lips gently press up against each other

Hello, fat gorilla?

HUH????

Human milk, human tears, human urine

Mint likes the cart :)