The fact that it talks to us is horrifying

You just have a bunch of water slugs inside your house

If I die, tell my girlfriend I love her

Hello, my name is Mr. Gluey McGloof

why is there just a pair of shoes up on the table

Wait. Attempted?

Wait, can I glue across?

Why did it change into the family photo?

I want to turn into a cup

I was told to zoom in on the tooth

oh my god oh my god hold on egg

I got an eyebrow piercing yesterday

I love the silly crabs!

Lithium my beloved- ITS A TRAP!!

The kobold is too stunned to speak

NO THANK YOU! I'M GOOD!