I quit the game instead of exiting the level...

I hate elasto mode

Green lips

Agua

I ran through a bunch of exploding barrels, and I didn't get hurt.

I think you can beat Doom using only the shotgun

I was able to unalive them by tossing a pipe bomb through the window.

The four secrets of the flamethrower.

What is a 'BMI'?

Wednesday at the beach!

A kick in yore pants in good ole Hillville

What the heck?! A quad shotgunner that took one too many shots to unalive.

General Roasterrock totally cornered himself and didn't even put up a fight.

I live for self-inflicted pain

I talk about the double standards regarding specifying one's expectations of the opposite sex.

A total shitstorm of torpedoes