Question for those of you who have played this game...

Alucard, don't do that! That's you're mom, bro!

Our escort NPC (ally) straight up obliterates me? Thanks, dood!

Flea Man here just lookin' for a good time. But... with a boulder.

Steam says hello

Don't stick it in me! He's gonna stick it in me!

you were saying...?

The Hype Train Killed Me!

Yoshi Pro Strats - Poop! YES! I pooped you to death!

All 3 lives gone in 12 seconds! | Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse | World's Okayest Gamer

Oh, I'm being sucked! I've been sucked I'm sucked! Ahhhhhhhh.

Toad Has Entered Peak!

Oh my god... Oh my god. Come on. Don't do this to me! AHHHH!!

AI from the early 90's! Can't beat it!

Super Castlevania IV - Meet Knockback, the fiercest enemy

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