I failed it once, I'm not gonna lie

It's like mom's back guys everyone mom's coming home

I'm a firm believer of if you have to piss

Put new tires on my car. Hopefully

You were the first person that ever arrested me

I should've just gone full Frank

you have the right to remain silly

You're forever Kowalski

I slipped down the ladder

Not guilty, obviously, because I am amazing

LMFAO oops

someone did blow up back there

I'm schizophrenic right now, bro

His car door broke my ribs

hunting Pokemon this morning

crazy crash