You're not my dad. Don't tell me what you need

If I had a dollar for every time I got touched by Spider-Man

I got my ass handed to me by a bunch of spiders

snowball ground

It looks like a crackhead house in downtown LA

Gaslighting doesn't work! It did for a second

If I became homeless, I'd just commit a crime and go to jail

I can't heal stupid

God please save me

I'm taking this so unseriously

Guys, call my mom. Guys, tell her I love her.

Why is hummus in a can?

I almost pissed my pants

i can't believe we won that

I always win. I never lost in my life.

My little brother is flaming me