Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

I farted. It tickled.

you know when you have them temptations

oops

I suppose I can send you a picture of me arse

it feels like i want shrek and donkey arguing about whose swamp it is

the train's dragging him along then it squishes him

I'm gonna leave to go get milk

I'm a required taste

one of my favorite all-time dad jokes

Police department, come out with your hands down and your pants up

we've just been called roof campers

Come join me for coffee

What are you willing to trade for your survival?

Sniper only could also just mean load in with a sniper only

Before they despawn