It's just a phase, mom

I've legally kidnapped him

You can't yell at me today because I actually had

You know, my first bad word... was wissy

GET THRUSTED

My bladder is expanding the more I need to pee

being bald is just being naked

Nothing beats the taste of fresh Rambleberry juice

You know, normal things

Everyone's on a spectrum

I'm actually a big, muscular man

I'm so disappointed in myself

I can't put a fork in that

House rats?

This should be for Halloween

hiiii itaaaage