she decided to left me while hugging the carrots

Exactly when I press that button. Oh, come on! Yes!

You can sure that it's a girl but you cannot be sure that that baby is yours

You already achieved society.

I committed a friendly fire

that is how I work, 9 to 5, sorry

At Least I'm Going Blind

my greediness is punished immediately

I'm not your daddy yet.

Accidental 6-7

I bought myself for my own birthday a new monitor

Did you ever take the Hogwarts house test?

My Poop Is Still Ok

SmogaTaunInta...

Jumpscare

Birdday? Birdday! Birdday.