What do ghosts use to style their hair? Scare-spray.

I smudged my pants

Why don't ghosts fight? They don't have the guts.

You Smell Like Nobody Loves You

What’s a hungry dragon’s favorite day? It's Chewsday, innit?

Band Names

If I throw an object...

Insta death

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Welcome to Build-A-Home Workshop. Hope you won't be board. !dadjoke !fight

prison!

Bathroom head

Help me, help you... actually never mind

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