I'm playing the villain, apparently

You can lead a llama to water and force him to drink

people are afraid that AI is going to take over, but spellcheck can't even get it right

Yes, it was me again. I'm not sure why the game is making me evil

They shot the president

I wish my phone would help me dang cheat right now

Three has the Mr. T

I'm really glad we stopped that plan

I feel kind of weird because I'm Sylvester Stallone

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Man, I am going to be saying it wrong so long

Man, Gildor's doing all the work here

dying reminds me of to check my health

Fired on the first day

That's actually kind of close to accurate grocery prices these days

I put tracking devices in every member of the league. For safety.