My favorite reason to leave the house

this one is also tattooed on my body

Your majesty, divine one, ruler, top dog, sister, brother, captain

Crying ensued. And I was in a bad mood.

I just realized I uh didn't take care of my nails before stream

I put a doctor, a Dr. Pecker, huh? In my pizza order

I stole it out of bag nine

It is swooshable

I was told I could never get pregnant. And then it just magically happened.

That is the cheapest I have ever gotten away

thanks for subscribing, but we live in the same house

the cats have just destroyed it

we celebrated first contact on my birthday and me being gone for a month

hold shit, that's gorgeous

fail has got the best freaking drop we've had all night

that mom in the neighborhood