But...why??? Why does she look like that?!

*stares into sun*

1st death, and its because of chickens

COCKEREL WAR CRY

Impa and Death Mountain

FINALLY! ZELDA DIALOG IS OVER

Upgrading from Zelda, to GANON

ZELDA, stop with the angles!!!!

Princess Suggy tells a secret tale...

Saria can't bear seeing us leave... but enjoys watching us go

Saria is totally into us, as "friends"

Mido, self appointed king and resident loser

SHOOT EM IN THE DEKUNUTS

I'm invested in this tree's death

Old man Deku wont stop yapping about his Ganon awakening

The actual lore dump